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George Washington called, he wants his false teeth back
Anytime someone says something vague, ambiguous, nonsensical… next. If you are going to speak, make sense or make sure your joke is actually funny. Otherwise shut it. This guy is meh okay looking but what he says? Hell no.
I am thoroughly convinced that the quality of men on bumble are even lower than on tinder.
I think Bumble is as bad as Tinder, except on Bumble, the men sit back and wait for women to chase them. Yuck.
This guy just doesn’t realize that making fun of dating profiles is also a cliche in itself at this point. 😂
This is why I don't like bumble.
I guess. But a man can look like the man of my dreams, and if he expects to lean back while I pursue him its an automatic block and delete!
Unfortunately, I do have friends who get a kick out of this kind of nonsense “humor”, entirely devoid of intelligent wit; they see it as cute and playful. How anyone over the age of 12 can connect over these banal interactions bewilders me, as it seems so weak, but they seem to bond over it. Maybe because it’s more the comfort of it being a safe and benign type of funny than truly clever on any level, but I find it tedious.
Lol w a face like that the whole thing is definitely satire!!
His interests are “intelligence” and “being open minded”. For this doofus, traits that should come naturally and need no mention are “interests”. Fucking. LOL.
He's just so ~✨q u i r k y ✨ ~
He sounds and looks fun. If I was divorced, ➡️