I can't even read this because I'll know I'll be triggered and flip-the-eff-out, ruminating all night about these delusionally entitled senior scrotes. I am just going by the comments, which seem more than sufficient info.
I have 2 basic groups of admirers when it comes to being hit on in public:
Adolescents and Convalescents. (So, either way, they're in diapers! lol)
Either they're young enough to be my son, or old enough to be my dad (or, older than my dad!)
So, I finally decided to give older guys a chance...they're mature, reliable, established, financially secure, done having kids/done raising kids, etc....
I messaged a man who was 60ish (online dating site), saying hello. I was young enough to be his daughter. He wrote back, saying, "Sorry, I'm looking for college girls."
Can I get a collective "YUUUUUUUCK"?
I couldn't resist writing back and telling him that he was perverted and not even a sugar daddy, but a sugar grandpa!
That's assuming he was rich and therefore, had a reason to think young girls would want him bc, why else? Of course, as the lovely hostesses of FDS podcast remind us, "All men have is the audacity!" So, he could have been perverted AND broke.
Old, divorced man with a face like a caved-in tin and more baggage than heathrow airport specifies 20 things he wants in a potential partnerNo thanks, Dave. My freshly Botox’d forehead and I will happily pass over you so I can read a great book in bed this evening. Alone.
"I later fell for somebody I'd known since school and although we never married, we were together for 13 years. We had two daughters, who are almost 20 and 18, but split in 2014, having gradually grown apart."
I am totally saving up for a "mommy makeover"! I'm not even a mommy, but I had a tumor the size of a baby and it stretched out my belly like a pregnancy, and the brutal surgery (aka hysterectomy) left me looking like the lucky recipient of a C-section! (NON laparoscopic type C-section--meaning, they sliced me right down the middle, butchered me like a cow.) So, HELL, YES, I am getting "work done". (And, FYI, boys, we sure wouldn't mind if YOU got a "boob job", i.e. got rid of those man boobs!)
I find this one so funny because who doesn't like garlic? He isn't some unique experimental chef for using garlic no matter how bland British cooking is. Jk I love y'all's breakfast and baked beans. All love
Ahh, the daily male! I'd almost forgot about this rag.I find it particularly funny that this man brags about his parents being married for 60 years and wants a woman whose parents are in a similar situation. Yet he's a divorcee who didn't bother to marry the mother of hus children, who he has since split from. Hypocrite much?
The audacity of a man nearing sixty thinking he can be picky about women's looks. Unless he's one of those rare HVM who takes care of himself and cares about his appearance past age 25, it would be signing up for decades of sleeping next to a paunchy, balding, unhealthy old raisin with severe ED before learning that he has some horrific terminal illness that you will of course be expected to selflessly nurse him through before he gracelessly expires. You don't get to look like a catcher's mitt and then tell women that they should be youthful for you.
"it's far more about personality. But I won't lie: a Penelope Cruz lookalike would be heavenly."aka it would be nice if she could talk but better if she was mute and hot."I hope you have more pairs of heels than walking boots."aka women should suffer for the sake of looking good for him.
I can't even read this because I'll know I'll be triggered and flip-the-eff-out, ruminating all night about these delusionally entitled senior scrotes. I am just going by the comments, which seem more than sufficient info.
I have 2 basic groups of admirers when it comes to being hit on in public:
Adolescents and Convalescents. (So, either way, they're in diapers! lol)
Either they're young enough to be my son, or old enough to be my dad (or, older than my dad!)
So, I finally decided to give older guys a chance...they're mature, reliable, established, financially secure, done having kids/done raising kids, etc....
I messaged a man who was 60ish (online dating site), saying hello. I was young enough to be his daughter. He wrote back, saying, "Sorry, I'm looking for college girls."
Can I get a collective "YUUUUUUUCK"?
I couldn't resist writing back and telling him that he was perverted and not even a sugar daddy, but a sugar grandpa!
That's assuming he was rich and therefore, had a reason to think young girls would want him bc, why else? Of course, as the lovely hostesses of FDS podcast remind us, "All men have is the audacity!" So, he could have been perverted AND broke.
Old, divorced man with a face like a caved-in tin and more baggage than heathrow airport specifies 20 things he wants in a potential partner No thanks, Dave. My freshly Botox’d forehead and I will happily pass over you so I can read a great book in bed this evening. Alone.
"I'm an only child..."
Sam the Eagle of the Muppets!😂
My answer to the dumbest question. Ladies, write your (supposed) reaction this scrote had to this answer
"I later fell for somebody I'd known since school and although we never married, we were together for 13 years. We had two daughters, who are almost 20 and 18, but split in 2014, having gradually grown apart."
Hello????????????
“Have you had any tweakments and enhancements” is probably the cringiest thing out of the questions. what the actual f’ck
“Do you like garlic and cooking?”
creepy-looking scrote with no upper lip assumes someone wanna be his mommy bang maid 😂
Imagine being almost 60 and breaking up with a woman because she looks at too many cat memes on Instagram, reads books in bed, or likes foreign films.
Ahh, the daily male! I'd almost forgot about this rag. I find it particularly funny that this man brags about his parents being married for 60 years and wants a woman whose parents are in a similar situation. Yet he's a divorcee who didn't bother to marry the mother of hus children, who he has since split from. Hypocrite much?
This elderly man had the audacity to include his picture—and he looks like a goblin!
That nose!
The audacity of a man nearing sixty thinking he can be picky about women's looks. Unless he's one of those rare HVM who takes care of himself and cares about his appearance past age 25, it would be signing up for decades of sleeping next to a paunchy, balding, unhealthy old raisin with severe ED before learning that he has some horrific terminal illness that you will of course be expected to selflessly nurse him through before he gracelessly expires. You don't get to look like a catcher's mitt and then tell women that they should be youthful for you.
13. Do you want to have children?
Why would he be dating someone young enough to have children? He’s 58.
also why does he think anyone cares ?!
most of the questions have to do with appearance and nothing more.
"it's far more about personality. But I won't lie: a Penelope Cruz lookalike would be heavenly." aka it would be nice if she could talk but better if she was mute and hot. "I hope you have more pairs of heels than walking boots." aka women should suffer for the sake of looking good for him.
Goodness, I wonder why he’s not had any luck if he goes into dates like that.