I live in a 2 story house that has a separate top floor access door. You have to climb some big steps to get to it, so I don’t bother using it. I include a brief note with deliveries to please leave shit next to the ground door. Convenient for us both right?
I swear some scrotes take this as a slight, because 9/10 times it’s up on the stairs. But this last one really takes the cake:
I order food and leave my note. It’s POURING out, and the bottom door is covered so driver/food don’t need to get too wet.
Driver gets there and rings the bell. I look through the ground door window and see the food is not next to the door. So I open the door to check and make sure.
I stand there in the door frame and this guy is sitting in his car, staring at me with the most shit eating grin on his face. This piece of shit was waiting for me to walk out into the rain, get soaked and have to rush back in all for his entertainment. I guess they just assume the top is a separate apartment I can’t use? I mean, it is! But it’s also mine, lol.
Except I just smiled and shut the door again. And peeked through the window. You could see him staring but not smiling anymore. Maybe confused?
So I just walk up to the second floor, open the door nice and wide, lean out a bit, grab the food and smile at him once I’ve got it.
This guy looked PISSED. I mean that upside down turned into a frown real fast. Then I shut the door, removed his tip and left him a bad review. Win stupid prizes and lose lose lose, asshole.