Women delivering? No issue. Men? Ooooh boy.
I live in a 2 story house that has a separate top floor access door. You have to climb some big steps to get to it, so I don’t bother using it. I include a brief note with deliveries to please leave shit next to the ground door. Convenient for us both right?
I swear some scrotes take this as a slight, because 9/10 times it’s up on the stairs. But this last one really takes the cake:
I order food and leave my note. It’s POURING out, and the bottom door is covered so driver/food don’t need to get too wet.
Driver gets there and rings the bell. I look through the ground door window and see the food is not next to the door. So I open the door to check and make sure.
I stand there in the door frame and this guy is sitting in his car, staring at me with the most shit eating grin on his face. This piece of shit was waiting for me to walk out into the rain, get soaked and have to rush back in all for his entertainment. I guess they just assume the top is a separate apartment I can’t use? I mean, it is! But it’s also mine, lol.
Except I just smiled and shut the door again. And peeked through the window. You could see him staring but not smiling anymore. Maybe confused?
So I just walk up to the second floor, open the door nice and wide, lean out a bit, grab the food and smile at him once I’ve got it.
This guy looked PISSED. I mean that upside down turned into a frown real fast. Then I shut the door, removed his tip and left him a bad review. Win stupid prizes and lose lose lose, asshole.
Petty, but it felt great.
Lol love it! I always set my name as a man’s name to avoid scrotes who want to play games like this. Learned this tip..maybe from old FDS? Works pretty well so far. I always tip males like shit and give the better tips to women.
There's all kinds of furniture on my porch yet so many of these scrotes leave my bag on the ground right in front of the door where I can knock it over with the door or have it get trampled on by other tenants. 😑
I deliver food for a living and some requests aren't even that bad... the subreddit is full of lazy man children complaining of simple requests to folks for good paying orders like "oh they had me deliver up one step". When I've delivered food it only takes a second to read the instructions and evaluate the address of the home to see where I'll park/go as instructed/place food. They really think they're entitled and owed the money without the work because this is beneath them. I don't make THAT much $$ doing this but it also isn't going to be a permanent job I would hope for myself. Men tend to have terrible work ethic whether the job is traditional or not.
Had one super creeper the other day because I had ordered an alcoholic drink with my food. It was a Mexican food place and I wanted this super good sounding margarita with unique flavors.
he came to my door like “ooh yiu ordered a margarita, are we partying tonight?” And started to actually WALK in. Like he went past the door and let himself into the place! Dancing and acting like he was being a fun guy. He pushed past me.
i said no and put my hands on his dumb back and pushed him back out. reported him. I was even able to get the whole tip back when I called them and waited on hold. That was seriously disturbing.
Eww what a loser. Yuck. I’m especially triggered by ‘petty misogyny’ because I had to grow up with a petty immature father that went out of his way to hurt in little ways. He was prone to immature fits of anger, sulking and malicious behavior. I remember once he went to my bathroom and knocked over my toothbrush which I kept in a mug over the counter haphazardly bc it annoyed him so much that I used a mug for this. Ugh. He violated my privacy in so many ways. I loathe men like this. They literally repulse me.