Lord have mercy this is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen

"And he doesn't want to"

There! Finished it for ya!

But I’m a cool girl with matching jeans and sneakers and long, wavy hair, and I will smile gratefully (and demurely) just for the pleasure of sitting on the ground with my scrote and a beer that I paid for and poured myself.

Wow! Sophia is LITERALLY a doormat! LOL, I can't!

Let me guess, Smith is his last name?

Also the whole design is just super ugly. The people are like a cross between bitmoji and garbage whatsapp stickers, the background looks like it's from a texture library, and the text is the first choices in the Google docs default fonts. Seriously, what is this?

And he probably never will, why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free?

What in the ETSY HELL!?!?!

I really hope that this is some kind of a joke and that it's not real because this is so cringe worthy! Not only is she a forever girlfriend but she's singing from the rooftops that she's a forever girlfriend.

At first, I thought it was related to The Smiths (the band).