I hate when I'm too overwhelmed or tired in the moment to confront scrotey behavior.
I performed on a comedy show tonight. I was extremely tired and ready to go by the end of the show. So of course that's when an old entitled scrote approached me just as I was leaving. He was using a walker so I was inclined to be respectful due to his age and mobility issues.
He complimented my set then immediately made a dumb attempt at a pick up line. He then laughed at himself and put his hand on my waist just above my ass.
I was so surprised I just immediately inched away from him, made a polite excuse to leave the convo and left without saying goodnight to my friends at the show.
The. Audacity. Knows. No. Bounds.
I'm mad I didn't say anything to him but I also didn't have the energy to deal with scrote drama.
I swear old scrotes have a radar detector for when women are exhausted and that's when they jump on the opportunity to be gross.