It was definitely a full moon given all the men coming out of the woodwork and acting like morons. More than usual, that is.
Idiot 1- The guy who is insisting on joining his wife and I for drinks. She invited me for a girl's martini and shopping afternoon, this fool doesn't even drink martinis but demands to join us. I told him it's a girl's afternoon and we don't want him.
Idiot 2- The CEO client who refused to speak with a WSJ reporter after I arranged the interview. He's been threatening to fire me if I didn't get him tier 1. I got it, he bungled it. He's now a former client after I fired him.
Idiot 3- The guy I helped with his volunteer organization and introduced to my contact has reappeared out of the woodwork. He treated me horribly and I got nothing but humiliation and disrespect from that arrangement. Yesterday he emailed me (I blocked him everywhere else) an 'I miss what we had' missive that failed to include an apology or anything substantial. It was so passive aggressive I deleted it then went into my trash to delete it forever. Get fucked, asshole. I don't miss you.
Idiot 4- The guy I've met twice who strolled up to me, stated he was drunk and proceeded to unload his issues and tell me how much he wants to divorce his wife. Why? Cuz her dad had the audacity to get sick and that's not what he signed up for. LOLOLOL. I told him he's a shitty husband and she deserves better than him. I can't wait until the next time I see her.
My friend finally kicked her useless baby daddy out (yay!) and now he's doing all the stuff around his new shitty basement suite that she wished he had done at their home. Suddenly he's Mr. Fixit and Build It. When asked why he never did that stuff at their home, he answered that it was because it "never felt like his home". Her parents paid for it, he didn't contribute a penny to living expenses. GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE.